Issue Directory

THESE THINGS HAPPEN by James Woodward, et al.

"Chapter 1: Here's What I Think" by James Woodward
Beyond appalled shock, beyond icy rage, we can't help but anticipate everyone's favorite extraterrestrial finally snapping as he's pursued by nimrods. Who could blame him? These Things Happen.

"Chapter 2: Hard Boil" by James Woodward
A stunning coincidence flabbergasts the suave, debonair, and oddly familiar host of the daytime talk sensation, The Bingo Bongo Show.

"Chapter 2 (cont.): Hard Boil" by James Woodward
Will Siggi and his boil ever be reunited? And who has come calling on Mr. Jackson? What fate belies the Bingo Bongo Show!? Find out all this and more in this edition of These Things Happen.

"Chapter 3: It's A Tough Job..." by James Woodward
We take a brief intermission from our regularly scheduled program to check in with the new producer of our show, Mr. Gricho DeChristopher...

"Chapter 4: And Deliver Us From Emu" by James Woodward
The doktor unveils his plan to dominate the globe with clumsy, moronic, flightless birds. Is he a madman? We shall seeee...

"Special Insert: Financial Report" by James Woodward
And now for an intermission as Xeobough Jones delivers a timely report on our state of affairs.

"Chapter 5: Public Transportation" by James Woodward
It's another dose of emu, mad scientists, and poetic miscommunication in this episode of These Things Happen.

"Chapter 5 (cont.): ...And Nietzsche Wept" by James Woodward
It's another dose of emu, mad scientists, and poetic miscommunication in this episode of These Things Happen.

"Chapter 6: Shaman Fonzarelli" by Lou Anders and James Woodward
The shaman's ritual and the rise of the fictional hero by trial of fire, be it fact or fictional. All is revealed.

"Chapter 7: The Wordthieves" by Adam White and James Woodward
It started with Adam White's "Wordthieves" and led to the talk show's most bizarre guest ever!

"Chapter 8: Adults Only" by Eric Spitznagel and James Woodward
Oh the horrors of PORN! Special guest Eric Spitznagel brings us deep within the sunken cavern of depravity, much like a botched boob job.

"Chapter 8: Adults Only, Part Two" by James Woodward
It's Freudian! It's about emus gone horribly wrong! It's wild criminal plots! It's another episode of These Things Happen.

"Chapter 8: Surreality Show" by A. David Lewis and James Woodward
A. David Lewis shows up for a spot on the Bingo Bongo Show and manages to confuse the hell out of Xeobough Jones.